cursor by thetremblingofmyhand

blindthoughts:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

(Source: butterfliesandbottlecaps)

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
Friend: *sneezes*
Me: Bless you
Friend: *sneezes five more times*
Me: chill

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(Source: bearzerky)

jackingtonoff:

my favorite thing is that patrick stump has patience for everybody in the world except for pete wentz

(Source: fa1loutboy)

animeasuka:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem)

touchmeslowly:

learning2swim:

I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit

finally someone said it.